The stuff that doesn't make the pitch deck or social media?

Founder stories with zero bullshit. The cash anxiety. The co-founder fights. The investors you're dodging. The metrics you're hiding. The breaking point you hit last week. Say it here. Nobody knows

Oct 1, 2025

Kindergarten CEO

Kindergarten CEO

We started as the perfect trio. Classic founder setup: business guy (me), technical guy, and partnerships/relationships guy. On paper, it looked like we had all the bases covered. In reality, I became